Oh—also,
I broke my elbow 8 years ago and it still doesn’t straighten, so if we shake hands it may be at an awkward angle.
I was in a movie with Vince Vaughn.
I was ranked “#1 Power Eater (by far) amongst my friend group.
I’m always thinking the wrong way.
“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
In 1st grade I wanted to be an artist
In 2nd grade I wanted to be an artist
In 3rd grade I wanted to be an inventor
In 4th grade I wanted to be an author
In 5th Grade I wanted to be an author
In 6th grade I wanted to be an author
In 7th grade I wanted to be an author
In 8th grade I wanted to be an author
In 9th grade I wanted to be an author
In 10th grade I wanted to be a psychologist
In 11th grade I wanted to be an astrophysicist
In 12th grade I wanted to be a screenwriter
I became all of the above.
I guess, in a way, I always knew what I wanted to be.
I just didn’t know what it was called.
You’ve made it this far, so one last thing:
I wrote a gross, graphic, gruesome 91-thousand-word dystopian fiction novel about cannibals. Have a great day!